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Legacy Without a Name 3.2





Finally, the Wants to do homework roll away.

Jet: My life is sad, like this old lady on fire.

Smustle time!





Pitch: Oh man, Dad, that was fun!

"Dad?"

"DAD?!"

Salem answers to NO ONE when it's smustle time.

So Pitch got all moody on the couch, staring at the silent TV.

Jet went for a walk to the park before school

Well, ok, he skipped. Not school. He skipped to the park.

And THIS is what he finds attractive. Ugh, Jet, your FATHER is already all over that!

And so, the good witch arrives.

Salem is also all over this.

Jet, like his grandmother Jobyn before him, makes hotdogs.

And doesn't burn them, unlike Grandma.

There was nothing for him at the gardens, so he left. Happily.

And got home just in time for another day of school.

THIS CAT'S NAME IS POPPO LOL

Jet's a bitch.

Even the stray dog thinks so.

Dog: You're a bitch, little boy.

Ah, snowmen, what a pleasant pasttime.

Goddammit, Jet, you are so fucking emo.

DAMMIT

The boys each bring a friend home from school the next day, upendoaushi's Crombec and charterzard's Cambell Picnic, and the two spend the afternoon hitting on eachother.

Bastard.

19 so far...

BAM 20

CONSIDER HIM FULFILLED. Now he wants to be Mayor. Sure, Salem, whatever.

Jet remains with one BFF: the Butler Izzy.

I sent Jet to a cafe to meet ladies and e took all of his teenage angst out on the flowerbeds.

Um, and he dug holes all up in their lawn and shit.

"Drinking juice at night soothes my soul."

Meanwhile, Pitch cannot manage to cook mac and cheese.

And the two adults in the house are just...too close.

I don't remember why I had him doing this.

OH RIGHT LOL

Jet managed to bring home this lovely item.

...who managed to get lost on her way up the porch stairs?

Salem, goddamn you, this is not smile time!

Ugh. So sick of these two FIGHTING ALL THE TIME





They each win equally. Salem could not give a rat's ass.

OH LOOK THE GRAND VAMPIRE

lol glass of blood

Jet fancies himself quite the looker.

Quite

Salem and Lamb carry on having sex 5 times a day.

lol basketball in the rain WHY

LOL WHY ARE YOU SMUSTLING
OUTSIDE
IN THE RAIN
IN YOUR GODDAMN UNDERWEAR?!

oh ffs

omg his little devious face while he talks about kisses

AND IT IS BIRTHDAY TIME.

Pitch, the generation 3 spare.

Now for the heir.

and, because he's generation three of Awesimsauce, he has to be the black sheep of the family...

Which means this bat is him. skittledboxes will continue with the next generation!



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Comments

( 4 comments — Leave a comment )
skittlebox
Nov. 12th, 2010 01:31 am (UTC)
omg Jet is so dumb lol:$ BUT HE CUTE TOO SO IT'S OK

SKIPPING. WAT.

I AM SO EXICTED I CAN PLAY HIM NOW
hidden_kitten
Nov. 12th, 2010 02:14 am (UTC)
I accidentally clicked Skip instead of Run. He's cute when he skips.

YES, PLAY. After you redecorate lol
skittlebox
Apr. 24th, 2011 06:40 am (UTC)
i should finish this or sth :$ lol 6 months :$
hidden_kitten
Apr. 24th, 2011 01:47 pm (UTC)
HE IS A BAT!!!!! how could you ignore him
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