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Henderson Uglacy Gen 8.2b




Last time, Window and Guts grew up and were townified, my selfsim gave birth to a hideous demon, Towel married her one true love (Tiffany Zarubin; you all know her from the Garden Club) and had a baby girl by her, and there was a small fire.


We start this update with a birthday. Demonia's (child of my selfsim and Samsung).

Do we all want to see this?

ARE YOU PREPARED?

OH SHIT

Look at the honker on this kid!

Next birthday goes to Towel and Tiffany's little girl, Bouncy Ball.

While I appreciate the variant genetics, she looks too plain to be truly ugly at this point.

Although her face is flat.

Guts came over for the birthdays, and decided to woo a ladyfriend.

Who could say "No" to that face?

The pastel pink heir bedroom.

BAM screengrab program (PicPick). Oh, and Samsung passed out in the kitchen.

There is always romance blooming in this house. This would be Chair.

Like father, like daughter. Sort of.

Really thinking I might have to backtrack again. Bouncy Ball just might not be able to compare to Poofart or Demonia. DAMN my selfsim produces ugly sprog.

Really, though.

And then, of course, Tassle hits on the fresh meat.

INVISIBLE POP

This is not ominous.

Yes, Tassle?

Oh. LOL

Oooh, baby?

BABY! Everyone, meet Webcam (thanks, skittlebox).

Here you see the butler trying to give a bottle to a child that already has one.

His other duty that day was to serve INSTANT MEALS. My butlers are so lolfail.

I WANT A MALE HEIR

pppffffffrrrrrrrrrrrttt
TOWEL!

My selfsim continues to whore it up with random townies. In front of her son.

Towel is, indeed, pregnant again. And Bouncy Ball smells.

Uh....hi? Nice omelettes...wait, I TOLD TOWEL TO MAKE THOSE BECAUSE

Fuck. lol stinky bum :x

I let her go. My selfsim and her heinous spawn shed not a single tear.

This makes me sad :(

Bye, Towel!

"Cousin Towel is pushing up daisies, but the omelettes she made are piping hot!"

"She was pregnant, too! The knowledge makes breakfast even more delicious."

Tiffany lost it, as expected.

That's right, Bouncy Ball (BB or Bouncy) grew up well! She suddenly learned to walk and potty.

Damn.

I have a spouse in mind for her, but I want to see her younger sister first.

I love the children playing with the toys. Even if the children are demonic.

BB cooks for herself even when she's not hungy. I spy a chef?

Maybe not.

idr the reason for this shot. OLD MAN GOES TO WORK. WOW.

My selfsim continues to sleep with her husband and his father, unbeknownst to her hubby, who would be terribly jealous.
Robyn: Want to pinch my nipples?

That is the face of a clueless man.

idk ok I just love when they smash together.
PROFESSOR VON BALL, SOME COMMON DECENCY, PLEASE!

The second-in-line heir pays for a girl to be delivered.

He got a woman instead. A dog-catcher.

Well, that's a new way to do things.

Old men. "here, I will help you learn to stand up straight"

Oh you perfect thing. STILL NOT GOOD ENOUGH FOR HEIR.

Ooh a birthday!

FUCKING CLONE PISS OFF

And that was when I killed myself.

The ugly, the whole ugly, and nothin' but the ugly

FAMILY TREE HERE

Would you like a Henderson? Get them here!

Comments

( 7 comments — Leave a comment )
skittlebox
Aug. 20th, 2011 01:56 am (UTC)
That is the scariest thing I have ever seen D:

LOL STINKY BUM :$

YOU HAVE TOO MANY OLD PEOPLE IN YOUR HOOD
hidden_kitten
Aug. 20th, 2011 03:38 am (UTC)
That's because I age up all the pretty townies with the adults :$ :$ :$

needs moar update
lumy12
Aug. 20th, 2011 06:33 am (UTC)
Wow, Demonia might just be the ugliest Sim child I've ever seen. Congratulations!
hidden_kitten
Aug. 21st, 2011 12:47 am (UTC)
Why, thank you!
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hidden_kitten
Aug. 21st, 2011 12:54 am (UTC)
You mean she's perfect ;D

Thanks!
warlock_female
Aug. 21st, 2011 10:13 pm (UTC)
Oh wow, your sims are UGLY lol. I'm amused how having a normal looking sim creates the ugler sims sometimes. Take that genes!
hidden_kitten
Aug. 21st, 2011 10:32 pm (UTC)
The original plan was to breed something pretty in around gen 5-6, but this works, too :D
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