|Finally, the Wants to do homework roll away.|
|Jet: My life is sad, like this old lady on fire.|
|Pitch: Oh man, Dad, that was fun!|
Salem answers to NO ONE when it's smustle time.
|So Pitch got all moody on the couch, staring at the silent TV.|
|Jet went for a walk to the park before school|
|Well, ok, he skipped. Not school. He skipped to the park.|
And THIS is what he finds attractive. Ugh, Jet, your FATHER is already all over that!
|And so, the good witch arrives.|
|Salem is also all over this.|
|Jet, like his grandmother Jobyn before him, makes hotdogs.|
|And doesn't burn them, unlike Grandma.|
|There was nothing for him at the gardens, so he left. Happily.|
|And got home just in time for another day of school.|
|THIS CAT'S NAME IS POPPO LOL|
|Jet's a bitch.|
|Even the stray dog thinks so.|
Dog: You're a bitch, little boy.
|Ah, snowmen, what a pleasant pasttime.|
|Goddammit, Jet, you are so fucking emo.|